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Engrish toys

Here is something fun, some cheap, presumably Chinese knockoffs of known toys. I found these in a $2 store, you know the store, the ones that sell lots of plastic crap, and smell like plasticisers.

Obviously, whoever made these toys didn’t have the rights to use the name, and probably just went of photos that were taken of these toys. The new names they game are pretty hilarious, and in one or two cases, kind of creative.

I’m presuming this means Avenge the Fallen? Avengers

Avengars!!! Avengers

Now for some Disney, or something like Disney. The word “Diversity” kind of looks like “Disney” doesn’t it? Lets use that! Maybe that chose Diversity because it looks like Disney, maybe they thought to sell in the West, they would love anything with “Diversity” on it because Diversity is all the craze.

Disney

I want some of that Sweet Sweet Fashion

Disney

Or maybe some Diversity Fashion. My children thought this was utterly hilarious.

Disney Disney Disney

Now hide this from the Lego Lawyers! Nothing to do with Lego, its Pin Ba building blocks. Now there are many different “interlocking brick system” toys, but they don’t try to make their logo look familiar in that way.

Lego

Mario, Luigi, Alfonso and Guiseppe.

Mario

Its nothing to do with Minecraft, we swear!

Minecraft

The best gift for children, My Little Knockoff.

Pony

Paw Patrol respond to trademark violation.

PawPatrol

Pepper Pig will probably end up in a Pork Bun where these were made.

PepperPig1 PepperPig2

“Orbit Train” is a nice name, but “Trains and Friends” is a better knockoff name. No Fat Controller though.

Thomas1 Thomas2

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